Bacon is god: April 2012

Description: Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become patrons of people, occupations, places or things. It’s never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall, hard vinyl Saint comes with a 3″ (7.6 cm) base and a removable backdrop that includes a Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon. Warning Choking Hazard! Contains small parts, not for children under 3.

Overall: bacon has a patron saint. Praise Murphy, father of beer, for I have sinned and eaten tofu. Save me Saint Anthony so that I may consume thy holy food once more.

Cost: $4.25 at Amazon